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🚨 What’s Inside This Week:

🔥 First PitchBraves. Orioles. Brutal.
💪 The Good Nick Kurtz Went Nuclear
👎 The BadFireworks Plunder in Anaheim
🙈 The UglyHosed in Maryland: A Firefighter’s Meltdown
⚾️  Bat Flipping and the Court Flip
😵‍💫 Mayhem in Milford - Baseball or Fight Club?
🚙 One for the RoadSkenes & the Mini-GOAT

🔥 FIRST PITCH — ATL Disaster

We’re on the home stretch to Baseball’s Trade Deadline. Thank God.

Let’s be honest—how many of these moves actually matter?

Forget the rumor mill. Let’s talk about the real collapse.

What the hell happened to the Atlanta Braves?

They crushed it as All-Star hosts—big show, flawless vibes, A+ energy.
The team, though? Total face plant.

This is a franchise built for October. Division crowns. Deep runs. A 2021 ring.
Now? Closer to the basement than a Wild Card.

Injuries. Bad breaks. Questionable moves. The Full Monty.

They’re not buyers. They’re sellers.

Atlanta brought the party—
But not even fireworks can cover up the mess at Truist Park.

And since we’re throwing teams on the grill… let’s talk Baltimore.

The Orioles were supposed to be contenders. World Series buzz. Big expectations.
But here they are, dead last in the AL East.

A team built to soar… never even left the runway.

Braves. Orioles.
Two proud franchises. One forgettable 2025.
Proof that in baseball: the wheels can fall off fast.

 

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💪 THE GOOD — Nick Kurtz Went Nuclear

Friday night in Houston… wow.

Nick Kurtz didn’t just have a night—he turned Minute Maid Park into his personal Home Run Derby.

4 home runs. The first rookie in MLB history to do that.

In all, Kurtz had 6 hits. 8 RBIs. 19 total bases.

Let that sink in.
Only 20 players have ever gone deep four times in a game—none pulled it off in just their 66th career game… until now.

Oakland manager Mark Kotsay summed it up:

“It’s arguably the best game I’ve ever watched from a single player.”

Yeah, no argument here.

Here’s how his night unfolded:

  • 2nd inning: Home run

  • 6th: Home run

  • 8th: Home run

  • 9th: Home run

Oh—and he missed a fifth by inches.

The bat? Already on its way to Cooperstown.

Many players dream of a night like this.
Nick Kurtz just lived it.

👎 THE BAD — The Fireworks Plunder

Picture this: You’re at home… the visiting team hits a bomb… and your own stadium crew lights up the sky like it’s a walk-off.

Good grief, Charlie Brown.

That’s exactly what happened in Anaheim, where Diamondbacks slugger Eugenio Suárez went deep—And Angel Stadium celebrated it with a fireworks show.

The crowd lit up louder than the scoreboard—and they weren’t celebrating.

And here’s the kicker—this isn’t even their first offense.
Last year, they accidentally launched fireworks during the ninth inning
While losing 11–0 to the Mariners.

Might be time for the stadium crew to get their eyes—and timing—checked.

🙈 THE UGLY — Things You Don’t Learn at the Fire Academy

This was stupidity on full display in Maryland.

The Silver Spring Fire Station sits next to a baseball field. During pregame batting practice, a batter launched one over the fence—right onto station property—and dinged a firefighter’s vehicle.

That’s when things got… ridiculous.

A fire engine was rolled out.
Out came the hoses: the start of a full-blown water show.
The massive stream flooded the outfield so badly, the game had to be canceled.

According to players and coaches, it was no accident—the firefighter admitted it was done to “get our attention” after the truck was hit.

Some parents had driven 90 minutes to see the game.

The Fire Department issued an apology, and Park Police are investigating.

Because nothing says community spirit like turning a ball field into Waterworld over a dented fender.

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😵‍💫 Bat Flipping and the Court Flip

Little League Baseball, it’s been… a week.

It all started when 12-year-old Marco Rocco crushed a home run in a New Jersey state qualifier.
He celebrated with a bat flip.

The umpire was not amused.
Rocco was ejected.
Little League suspended him for the state final.

The family went to court.

Yep—this wasn’t just a bat flip anymore. It was a lawsuit.

Rocco’s family filed for an emergency restraining order against Little League International.
And they won.

A judge reversed the suspension just hours before the title game.
Little League was “extremely disappointed.” Rocco got to wear the uniform one more time.

The result? Not so magical.

His team lost 10–0 in just four innings, thanks to the mercy rule.
Rocco struck out twice.

A messy end to a messy week.

The original charge? “Unsportsmanlike conduct” and “horseplay.”
According to Appendix B of the Little League Safety Code:

“At no time should ‘horseplay’ be permitted on the playing field.”

But here’s the kicker: Little League has posted bat flip highlights on its own Twitter account—cheering them on like SportsCenter highlights.

So where do we land?

Where bat flips are cheered on ESPN—and even tweeted out by Little League itself—but get you benched in a state final?

Got it. Totally consistent.

😵‍💫 Baseball or Fight Club?
Mayhem in Milford

Definitely not one of American Legion Baseball’s finest moments.

A playoff game in Milford, MA turned into a full-blown brawl Monday night—and now two people are facing assault charges.

It all erupted in the 4th inning with Milford and East Springfield tied at 1.

According to Milford TV’s live broadcast, the chaos started near the third base dugout when a Milford fan reportedly shoved a player’s mom and swung at the dad.
One of the players saw it—and swung back.

Fans stormed the field. Punches flew. Total chaos.
Coaches and umpires tried to break it up—no chance.

The broadcaster summed it up:

“Absolute mayhem...”

Eliezer Rosario Lebron, 19, of Holyoke, has been charged with assault and battery.
A 17-year-old Milford teen is facing charges of assault, and disturbing the peace.

The game was suspended. Even after police arrived and the brawl was broken up, people were still arguing on the field.

🎶 Buy me some peanuts, and Cracker Jacks… and a solid legal team.

By the way—the game resumed two days later.
East Springfield won, 8–5, and advanced to the Legion state tournament.


Congrats. State tourney bound and battle tested.

💬 QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.” - Leo Durocher

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ONE FOR THE ROAD — Skenes & the Mini-GOAT

Riley Wheaton has been through hell.

The 9-year-old lives and breathes baseball. But these past two years have been anything but easy.

Last year, Riley suffered complete heart failure and was rushed to Boston Children’s Hospital. He was diagnosed with myocarditis. Over four months, doctors inserted five chest tubes to drain fluid from around his heart and lungs.

Then came the gut punch: angiosarcoma. A rare, aggressive form of cancer.

Six rounds of chemo. Countless hospital stays. But today? Riley is in remission. And his heart is strong again.

His Make-A-Wish request was simple: meet his hero—Pittsburgh Pirates phenom Paul Skenes.

Skenes didn’t just meet Riley. He rolled out the red carpet.

The family got a full ballpark tour, clubhouse access, and Riley even had his own locker. A bullpen session—radar gun included. BP? Riley shagged fly balls like one of the guys.

And then came the first pitch. Thrown by Riley. Caught by Skenes.

“He throws hard,” Skenes smiled. “My hand was a little sore.”

“You could tell Paul read his story,” Riley’s mom said. “He really took the time to make this the best day ever.”

Skenes was humbled:

“When I was 9, I wasn’t worried about anything he’s been through.
His adversity? It’s different. He’s probably stronger than I am.”

Riley’s nickname is the Mini-GOAT: God Over All Things.


And now, he’s got a pretty famous ace in his corner.

For Riley, it was a day to treasure—
When the kid who beat the odds threw the first pitch—
And the hero who inspired him caught it.

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